Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red? She was askin' for it.
I mean, there she was,
all by her lonesome
walkin' through those woods
like she owned 'em.
She shoulda known better.
it ain't safe for a girl to walk alone.
And did ya see what she was wearin'?
Bright red hoodie,
like that wasn't meant to get attention.
She shoulda known better,
wearin' red. Ya know what red
does to a guy, practically beggin' for it, ya know?
Sure, she was a kid, and her mom told her to go,
a girl walkin' alone, in the woods, wearin' red.
She wanted it.
Wanted me to eat her all up.
They all do, y'know.
They want it.
Askin' for it.
Even that grandma of hers,
that old lady.
Livin' alone, in the woods.
She knew better.
Woman alone, that's askin' for it.
I don't blame that woodsman
fer goin' after me.
There they were, two chicks all
by their lonesome, one of 'em wearin' red?
C'mon... any guy woulda done the same.
She was askin' for it, dressed like that,
walkin' like that.
What was I doin' out in the woods,
in the first place?
Well, I'm a wolf. Doin' what comes natural.
Wolfs, we take what we want.
Always have, always will.
Besides. Did you see what she
Her fault, fer certain.
Just like always.
a wolf's gotta do what a wolf's gotta do.
Ya know what I mean, Judge.
I can tell, lookin' at ya.
You got more than a little wolf in you, too,
Mister Wolf, I'm going to let you go
with a warning this time.
Miss Riding Hood, you are fined $500 for contempt,
wasting the court's time.
Mister Wolf is obviously
an upstanding citizen,
asking for it.